Does anyone have the Reader’s Digest issue my tumblr post was featured in idk why I didn’t buy it. 

i sent ryan the anon message about sushi and fuck you i bet you smell like nasty ass seaweed sweet potatoes are a gift im gonna laugh when you die from dehydration etc etc

Sorry you all have sub par taste in vegetables. 

Ryan’s followers are mad at me for spilling the truth about sweet potatoes, cucumbers, and avocados being terrible I bet they all drink water too 

What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?

eskalations:

Looks:
Personality:

Beating Heroic Thok the Bloodthirsty:

Moving on to Heroic Siegecrafter Blackfuse:

We just one shot Thok and our Tank soloed the last 7% uhhhh I’m beyond impressed…

bowbot:

hey. did i mention i love neil cicierega

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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