In desperate need of a haircut.

In desperate need of a haircut.

hostel 3 was bad not that I expected it to be good tho 

Me: *at my high school reunion* hell yeah I’m a failure and none of you even fucked me when you had the chance

Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Jesus Does the Dishes
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good-night-white-pride666:

But have we made it anywhere at all if the dishes are never done?
If we can’t live without dishwashers, how could we live without cops?
And so you’re asking me, who does the dishes after the revolution?
Well, we do our own dishes now, we’ll do our own dishes then.
And it’s always the ones who don’t who ask that fucking question.

getting my nostrils punched was the only cool thing I’ve done in my whole life 

deathtovch:

4g nostril punch turn down for what

Welcome to the club friend!

i literally fell asleep playing wow bc im trash 

I bought joggers today because I’m a trend hopping piece of shit. 

Owen - The Sad Waltzes Of Pietro Crespi
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teethvsteeth:

Could you love someone completely?
And yes, by ‘someone’, I mean me
Spoiled sick like milk you let sit too long
It’s a simple question
As I lie awake, waiting for you to lay beside me

I can almost hear the sad waltzes of Pietro Crespi

in bed with my fave girls

in bed with my fave girls